god bless people who talk to you first they deserve the world

(via erwinseyebrowsofficial)


You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

(via karlika)


world’s okayest friend

(Source: vaginaed, via erwinseyebrowsofficial)

I suck at texting unless:
  • I am in a relationship with you
  • You are my mom
  • I need something
  • Me and you are close as fuck

(Source: ahtnamasyay, via erwinseyebrowsofficial)


The Law of Equivalent Exchange

(via erwinseyebrowsofficial)


when you make a joke and someone tells you “that’s not very nice”


(via mfs-hiro)


I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them

(via mfs-hiro)

beyond thankful for that artist on twitter showing erdgun all that attention i know it wont get any on tumblr but it’s on twitter in the form of amazing art and i appreciate it so much

If we’re in a relationship I’m gonna wanna lay on you 90% of the time

(Source: awkward-and-ink, via mfs-hiro)